TOP 100
Adult Humor Sites
CLICK HERE
DAILY Wacky
Funny Videos and Junk
Prank Yanker
Pranks and Practical Jokes

Home

Inside GeeTrish:

  • Funny Pictures
  • Funny Pics Archive 2
  • Funny Pics Archive 3
  • Funny Pics Archive 4
  • Funny Pics Archive 5
  • Funny Pics Archive 6
  • Funny Pics Archive 7
  • Funny Pics Archive 8
  • Funny Pics Archive 9
  • Funny Videos
  • Celebrity Photos
  • Random Jokes
  • GeeTrish.com Jokes: Food For Christmas

    A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
    The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.

    As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

    She said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."


    MOST POPULAR:
  • Dancing Weenies
  • Spank Your Monkey
  • Cloud Middle Finger
  • Sexy Casual Friday
  • Copy Wipe Ass
  • Oral License Plate
  • Used For Sale
  • Fukitol Perscription
  • Numa Numa
  • The Star Wars Kid
  • Lizard Attacks Man
  • Friendly Punch
  • Guys Wants A BJ
  • Lady Bugs Eyes Out



    COLLEGEHUMOR.COM
    ALLDUMB.COM
    BIGSHOCKER.COM
  • eXTReMe Tracker