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    • GeeTrish.com Jokes: Christmas Jokes

    What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
    Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

    Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
    They both drop their needles !

    What's Christmas called in England ?
    Yule Britannia !

    What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
    Thanks, I'll never part with it !

    Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
    Beacause a little water ends both of them !

    What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
    A pineapple !

    What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
    Jungle bells.
    But what about his chimp?
    King Kong merrily on high, of course!

    What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
    Platform shoes !

    What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
    I'm going out tonight !

    Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
    Yule be happy !

    How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
    About a wick !


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