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GeeTrish.com Jokes: Christmas ScroogeSomeone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that? He was trying to save time! What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly. Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it. Why did he do that? He said it was self-defence. He said the clock struck first! Teacher: If I have 20p and ask Scrooge for another 30p how much will I have? Pupil: Please, miss, 20p! Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic. Pupil: Please, miss, you don't know Scrooge! Scrooge: Are you superstitious?' 'Not at all,' came the reply. 'Good,' Scrooge said. 'Then will you lend me £13 please?'
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