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  • GeeTrish.com Jokes: Christmas Scrooge

    Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
    Why did he do that?

    He was trying to save time!

    What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?
    Mean-opoly.

    Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it.
    Why did he do that?
    He said it was self-defence. He said the clock struck first!

    Teacher: If I have 20p and ask Scrooge for another 30p how much will I have?
    Pupil: Please, miss, 20p!
    Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
    Pupil: Please, miss, you don't know Scrooge!

    Scrooge: Are you superstitious?'
    'Not at all,' came the reply.
    'Good,' Scrooge said. 'Then will you lend me £13 please?'


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