GeeTrish.com Jokes: Fighting Neighbors

Two neighbours had been fighting furiously with each other for as long as they could remember. One day Oliver bought a Great Dane and taught it to do its business in Alan's back yard. For the next six months, however, Alan simply ignored the dog.
Oliver then decided to buy a cow and again taught it to go and use Alan's garden as a dumping ground. After about a year of this - but still no complaint from Alan - one morning Oliver gets awoken by the rumbling of a huge truck pulling up outside his neighbours house.

Running out of his home, he demands that Alan tell him what is contained in the monstrous 18-wheeler.

"Oh", says Alan, "it's Betty, my new pet Elephant!"

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