GeeTrish.com Jokes: New Baby

It was late at night, and Beth, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year-old daughter, Katie. When Beth started to go into labor, she called 911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katie to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katie did as she was asked. Beth pushed and pushed, and after a little while Josh was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Josh began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katie for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katie quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."

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