GeeTrish.com Jokes: Stress Buster

When you have had one of those take this job and shove it days, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweatsuit and lie down on your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it.

You will notice in small print the statement that "Every rectal thermometer made by *Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip company !!!"

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