GeeTrish.com Jokes: Too Much TV

Signs you're watching too much TV...

The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.

In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.

If you're a witness to an argument, you instinctually shout, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"

You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"

Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.

You have a gold-plated "clicker."

Your intellectual discussions all stem from The Discovery Channel.

After 15 minutes of work, you need a two-minute break.

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